1. |
Nosebleed Jam
02:57
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Hey
I know a cool trick
Speckled and sick
Leave it to me
Chased by a bee
Check your knees
Pull out all the meat
Admission to the crime
You've lost your mind
How's a gal like you
Manage to look so cool
Broke the jack with a sonar crack
And so you dyed your bungee blue
She goes pounding all the Keystones
Looking for a gold rush
You drank too much
Take your medicine from me
An accomplice of the creed
On a silver steed
Buy back your conscience
With your food stamps and some homemade cheese
Go count the seconds
But you'll never get to infinity
It's no good
Chewing on wood
Got a nosebleed
Hopped up on speed
Doesn't really matter man
It makes a good jam
Sell it on the streets
Mixed it with some beats
How's a gal like you
Manage to look so cool
Broke the jack with a sonar crack
And so you dyed your bungee blue
She goes pounding all the Keystones
Looking for a gold rush
You drank too much
Take your medicine from me
An accomplice of the creed
On a silver steed
Buy back your conscience
With your food stamps and some homemade cheese
Go count the seconds
But you'll never get to infinity
You should stop
Burning all the crops
I can't sleep
When my nose bleeds
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2. |
Bulgaria State of Mind
02:22
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Yeah
Straight out the river with a largemouth bass
I'll steep a deep dozen by aphid
I never coagulate cause I need to confabulate
I keep the fish frozen in my basement
Cause my great step half uncle twice-removed could use it
I got a carp on my head
Tuna in my bed
Tread the river in my slippers
Lazyboy sunfish chillin' in my shed
He's got a set of scissors
Coming for my head
Put him in a pan
Big block of butter and it's slippin' in my hand
Tried to serve it to my great step half uncle twice-removed he called me a sham
I think of massive gains in a Bulgaria state of mind
The river makes me shiver like a chicken on a landmine lookin' like a nugget but he's doing fine
Slippery, scummy, smooth, like an emo boy I tell you
Limpin like a trout with a nail in its shoe cause I'm sniffin' glue and I'll pass it on to you
Thinkin of massive gains
Thinkin of massive gains yeah
Thinkin of massive gains
In a Bulgaria state of mind
Yeah
I'm rappin to the lamp, I'm gonna move to your camp
Like a Thai ladyboy with a Batman tramp stamp
A super faucet is quite the rosette
This is your boy lamp faucet
And I'm gonna move your lamp
I think of massive gains in a Bulgaria state of mind
The river makes me shiver like a chicken on a landmine lookin' like a nugget but he's doing fine
Slippery, scummy, smooth, like an emo boy I tell you
Limpin like a trout with a nail in its shoe cause I'm sniffin' glue and I'll pass it on to you
Thinkin of massive gains
Thinkin of massive gains yeah
Thinkin of massive gains
In a Bulgaria state of mind
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3. |
King Macintosh
01:12
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Alert the general
We got a raid that's on its way
Strap down the floor mats
And sell your children to the state
Ooh
Don't ask, don't tell
Burning on like a candle-light flame
But you say it ain't the same
Cause now we gotta get the crown to Mac
Don't take too long now to get it oh
You know the man is an insomniac
Don't take your time even a minute now
Make sure to hold on to your summer hat
Don't take too long now to get it oh
You'll be cruising with the diplomats
Don't take your time even a minute now
Grease up the bearings
Dry rotted minds crumble away
You build your tower
Just a further fall into your grave
Ooh
Don't ask, don't tell
Burning on like a candle-light flame
But you say it ain't the same
Cause now we gotta get the crown to Mac
Don't take too long now to get it oh
You know the man is an insomniac
Don't take your time even a minute now
Make sure to hold on to your summer hat
Don't take too long now to get it oh
You'll be cruising with the diplomats
Don't take your time even a minute now
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4. |
Twin City Speedway
01:40
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Drivin' on the interstate
Tryna merge but they won't give way
Speeding up with all my might
Twin City drivers gonna take my life
Semi-truck is blocking the path
You can't stop so you gotta go fast
Full-speed junkies won't let you in
Race with them and you'll wind up dead
No room for losers in this race
Get outta the way, my pride's at stake
Watch out, you're headed for the ditch
Run you off and then we'll watch you spin
Drivin' on the interstate
Tryna merge but they won't give way
Speeding up with all my might
Twin City drivers gonna take my life
Semi-truck is blocking the path
You can't stop so you gotta go fast
Full-speed junkies won't let you in
Race with them and you'll wind up dead
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5. |
I'm The Bomb (I Got It)
02:08
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He eats his oysters in the same way
Just like a toad slipping out of a boot
Two feet per second leaving trails behind
Nobody knew why he smelled like one too
Three little pigs in my sandwich today
Bacon, salami, ham and mayonaise
But a two-timing slimeball tricked me out of my lunch
Now I'm looking for somebody to punch
Drop of a dime on a camel's back
Could make an old man die of a heart attack
When the World's gone crazy and it won't come back
The big-brained bomber builds his wooden shack, I got
Nine words for the slow-brained jockey
Listen when they tell ya don't go playin hockey
A frying pan can be a rain deflector
Setting off alarms at the metal detector
Sucked up an anthill with a metal straw
Tasting the dirt while he laid down and slurped it
Stepped on his head it went right through his skull
That ugly mullet says he probably deserved it
Laying in a puddle of red, white and blue
Think juice just flew out like confetti
After that you won't be eating your stew
Although it looked more like spaghetti
CALL UP THE LAW (can't stop it, stop it)
CAUSE I'M THE BOMB (I got it, got it)
CALL UP THE LAW (can't stop it, stop it)
CAUSE I'M THE BOMB (I got it, got it)
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6. |
Queso What
03:56
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Queso
Queso what
Got the jalapeño
Got the cheese on top
Got the shell and it's hard or soft
Taco
The burrito
You roll it up
And you put it on your plate toasted up
The lettuce and
Tomato
Avocado and the grease
Got the queso cheese
Got the chips on
Tostitos in the bowl
Got the meat on top
Nachos
That's nacho cheese
Nacho cheese
Nacho cheese
That's my cheese
Nacho cheese
That's nacho cheese and it's mine
My nacho cheese it's nacho cheese
It's nacho
Nacho
Nacho
Cheese
Quesadilla enchilada
Señor Villa
Fajitas and tostadas
Tequillas
Quesadilla enchilada
Super Street
Fajitas and tostadas
Fiesta Mexicana
Quesadilla
Quesadilla and fajitas and tostadas
Don't forget the queso
Dip my chip
In the dip
I'm into fitness
Fitness taco in my mouth
Got the burrito
Churro taco and the beans
On the side with rice
I got hot sauce on top
On the inside and it's covered in sour cream
And all the other toppings like
Lettuce and tomato
Don't go to taco bell they aren't real Mexicans
Just go to your local shop
For a quality taco
Quesadilla enchilada
Señor Villa
Fajitas and tostadas
Tequillas
Quesadilla enchilada
Super Street
Fajitas and tostadas
Fiesta Mexicana
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7. |
Goatee Woman
02:32
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Ol' Caprice
Light blue and degreased
Honestly
Yer lookin' like a racecar
On the street
Kurdish men selling beef
Kids on a leash
And Peaches on the corner she's
Gettin down
Like a cat up a tree
But oh then I see
The clown outside the biker bar
To my left
I saw a surprise
Fat bearded lady
On a scooter motorized
Goatee woman
Rollin around
Goatee woman
All over town I saw the
Goatee woman
Carry a child on her back
On the way to drop em off at the school today
Goatee woman
Rollin around
Goatee woman
All over town I saw the
Goatee woman
Movin along so strong she's
Haulin like a tractor-trailer droppin' em off oh yeah
Astro van
You know she's the man
Chewing spam
Speedin like she's on the lamb
Move ya feet
To a caribbean beat
One hundred degrees
So spicy like your sunburns
Can she walk?
Can she breathe?
Who's her man?
If he's here then ooh I really feel bad
Rude to stare
But I'm too intrigued
Then I look and
Oh now there she goes again
Goatee woman
Rollin around
Goatee woman
All over town I saw the
Goatee woman
Carry a child on her back
On the way to drop em off at the school today
Goatee woman
Rollin around
Goatee woman
All over town I saw the
Goatee woman
Movin along so strong she's
Haulin like a tractor-trailer droppin' em off oh yeah
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8. |
Sinkin'
03:28
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Ooh here we go
We're sinkin' down into the ground
We're all headed down
Might as well have a good time on the way around
My house is sinkin'
We're takin' down the house
Sinkin' into the ground
My house is sinkin'
It's sinkin' down in the ground
But I'm gonna keep it this way
'Cause I'm gonna rock the way down
My house is sinkin'
It's sinkin' down in the ground
But I'm gonna keep it this way
'Cause I'm gonna rock the way down
Here we go now
We're sinkin' down in the ground
Bringin' down the house
Got no supports
Got nothin' to save us now
And here we go now
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9. |
Feed the Weeds
02:56
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On the site
Hit the lights
Fly a kite
Into your EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEE
FEEEEED THE WEEDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASON
DOES NOT APPLY
I AM NOT SORRY FOR
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALING
YOUR TELEPHONE AND A
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
OF DIIIIIIIIINNER PLATES
AND ANYTHING YOU COULD OWN
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I GOT A BAG OF CHIPS
AND IT STAINED MY LIPS
I GOTTA KILL HIM
SO I KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T SNITCH
YOU SEE ME WITH A BROOM
THINK THAT I'M A WITCH
JUST CAUSE I'M UGLY
DOESN'T MEAN I'M INTO MAGIC
THROW OUT THE VCR
CAUSE I FED IT A SANDWICH
DONT WANT NO LETTUCE WRAP
JUST WANNA TURKEY SANDWICH
CALLED UP MY BUDDY STEVE
CAUSE I'M ON SICK LEAVE
WE'RE GOING FISHING
WHILE I'M SIPPIN ON A PEPSI
DRINKIN' JACK SMOKIN' CRACK
WHEN I RAN INTO A LUMBERJACK
CHASED ME WITH AN AXE
SAW THE MAN BLOW DOWN 3 SHACKS
CALLED MY BUDDY
SAID HOLD MY PEPSI
HE CALLED ME CRAZY
AND THEN WE FLED TO THE
SEA OH YEAH
BREAK DOWN DOORS
RUN RED LIGHTS
LOOKING FOR THE MAN
THAT I CAUGHT WITH MY WIFE
HUNTING KNIFE
UP TO HIS THROAT
TOLD HIM THAT HE BETTER LET
ME WATCH NEXT TIME
FOUGHT WITH A MIME
OUTSIDE THE LOUVER
HE ROBBED ME FOR A DIME
SO I RIPPED OUT HIS TOOTH
THEN I WOKE UP
STILL IN THE WOODS
FOUND A BAG OF CRACK
THAT I STILL HADN'T USED
OH HOITY-TOITY
RUN AROUND
KICK YER LEGS
UP AND DOWN
TEN I SEE TE LUMBERJACK
LYIN PASSED OUT ON TE GROUND
HOITY TOITY
RUN AROUND
DON'T TREAD ON TE SACRED GROUND
LEST YE BRING TE LEPRECHAUN
FLYING DOWN TE BURN TE TOWN
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10. |
Tropical Long Neck
02:04
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That's a
Oh
That's a long neck looking guy
That's a
That dude's got a-a
Looking like a giraffe or something
He's looking like a rhi-
Running through the hou-
Running through the place looking like a rhinoceros or something
He's like
Uh
What's something we could make a song about
Like uh
We could make a song about like
A giraffe that's like a horse
Like a giraffe the size of a horse
Or it could just be like a mini giraffe
Or like a
Really, really tall horse that looks like a giraffe
Like uh
We
But we could do like uh
Uh
A song about like uh
Getting
Getting uh
Getting a lobotomy with a rusty spoon
Or something
Just like
Talk about
Cutting
Cutting your brain out
Like putting it
Putting it all over the walls
Yeah
We could like uh
Like
What if we uh
Made a song about a platypus
We could do that that could be cool
Like uh
Uh
Like uh
Do a song about a platypus that's like a secret agent
I-I I don't think anyone's done that
They might not have
We could take that
We're gonna make our next song about uh
A secret agent platypus
Which is not a fish
They're not fish
They're
They're mammals
Yeah
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11. |
Miura Diablo
01:50
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Key man
Raiding the scene
Billboard
A billion degrees
Attack
Guard dog
Weasels around
Head hunter
Shifty disease
No slack
Well runner
Burning the town
King loser
Turning around
About
Three hundred
Sixty degrees
Full circle
Singed by the sleaze
Burnout
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Fall all the way
To the great unknown
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Fall all the way
To the great unknown
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
At the speed of sound
You hit the ground
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
At the speed of sound
You hit the ground
Psycho melon
Driving the storm
Cave filter
Breathing indoors
No brain
Bay waller
Banging around
Skee Hackett
Tasting the ground
Insane
Metallurgy
Living in jest
Flak jacket
Schrodinger's carb
The fade
Ralph Nader
Killing the vair
Rollover
Bodies in air
Blue flame
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Fall all the way
To the great unknown
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Fall all the way
To the great unknown
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
At the speed of sound
You hit the ground
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
Ticka-ticka-ticka-tick-go
At the speed of sound
You hit the ground
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12. |
Dirty Now
02:43
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Oh bring me back to then
When everything was good
The world has grown so dark
So sick of the dirty now
Where have the good days gone?
Did the light fade away?
Or is it just me who's dark?
Saddened by what used to be
What happened to the good?
Guess it just up and died
Many years ago now
Were the best years of your life
Nostalgia clouds my eyes
Were things always this way?
Could I not see it then?
Things just don't feel the same
Am I bitter and cold
Or just a product of my time?
Can I ever go back?
I sure wish that I could
What happened to the good
Guess it just up and died
Many years ago now
Were the best years of your life
What happened to the good?
Guess it just up and died
Many years ago now
Were the best years of your life
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13. |
Love You Right
03:30
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I smelled her hair in the sweet summer air
Like a Kentucky fried grease trap but I don't care
What it's doing to me, it's just not fair
But like I said before I still don't care
And tonight you're the one on my
Mind yeah tonight you're on my mind
And I'll never stop loving you girl
We can make it if we try
You and me against the world
My heart's alive because of your love
Sparks flying in the sky tonight
You're my dove, the only one
You know I'm gonna love you right
It's hard to sleep without you next to me
Pace around like a racehorse that's covered in fleas
When I look at you it feels like a dream
Me and you go together like cookies and creme
And tonight you're the one on my
Mind yeah tonight you're on my mind
And I'll never stop loving you girl
We can make it if we try
You and me against the world
My heart's alive because of your love
Sparks flying in the sky tonight
You're my dove, the only one
You know I'm gonna love you right
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14. |
Meow (I'm a Cat)
02:50
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Go to sleep little kitty
Go to sleep little cat
Go to sleep little kitty
Go to sleep little cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
I'm sitting in the windowsill for the day
While the sun shines on my pretty face
Whiskers
Cat tails
Meow
Ducktales
Ducktales
Little kitty
Meow
Meow
I'm a cat
I'm a cat
I'm a cat
And my name is Pat
I'm fat
Fat cat named Pat
Fat cat named Pat
Meow
I'm a cat
Meow
I'm a cat
Pretty little kitty
Meow
Pretty little cat
Pretty little kitty
Meow
Pretty little cat
Meow meow
I'm a cat named Pat
And I'm really really fat
Meow how how
Meow how how
I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
Meow I'm a cat
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15. |
And the Sun Came Down
04:17
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I'll take a little while to
Fall back down into your Cadillac
Anyway you'll fade away
In time different misses
Will fly into your eye
Indicates the spiral
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little goes a long way
I know we are low
I know we all are
I know we are low
I know we all
Never knew the right way
Never made a signal change
I just got
The brand new running lights
No stops
The jockey's on overdrive
The coil spark
Is flying through the open air
Holly opened the case
When you feel your pain
And you're over all this
Oh hey hey hey hey
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little while
I know it's not
I know a little goes a long way
I know we are low
I know we all are
I know we are low
I know we all
Never knew the right way
Never made a signal change
Now it's over but
I still want to wait
You wail the same riddle I
Never thought it true
Back then a little went a long way
Now it's all we've got
I think it's gonna take a while
For the sun to come back down
What are you
What are you
What are you
What are you
What are you
Waiting for
I know we are low
I know we all are
I know we are low
I know we all are
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16. |
Flower Vase
03:20
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Ooh
Check
123
4
5
Yup
Uhh
This is a song
Yup
Counter case for a flower vase
Euclidian space
In a dry face-plate
Stashed in a crate with a bunch of plates
Empty state and no more grace
Empty grates of plates
Never ever seen why
It could've been this way again
But it will never be not to see
Empty space out
Filling your face with a void
Empty hole by the side of the road
I that is what I am
I am the hole in your face
And I can see into your brain
I see a place in the folds of your brain
Frightens me away
Cause it looks like something's gone wrong
Inside of your mind
On the side of the road
In an old fold plated in gold
Looking very old and wrinkled like a brain
No main
Way back to Spain
Couldn't find the time
To drain all of the fame from your brain
Cause now everything looks the same
When you see through the eyes of a human being
Who doesn't know how to live right
You must be just wasting your time
Because you'll never find it anyways
The folds in your brain
Blocking the planes of Euclidian space
Like a
Like a glaze on a vase
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17. |
Psychedelic Aqueduct
01:36
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You look the way you do because
You're trained to seek the grease
You met the mystic man on your way
To a carnival in the next state
Don't dream of mexicali roses
Lest the man comes to take you away
For a dime you could have what you wish
In a subversive submersible ship
Drowning clowns like fish
The gasoline fumes in the pouring rain
Lead the psychedelic aqueduct straight to your brain
Don't dream the rose for another day
Lest the man comes to take you away
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18. |
Saving Platypus
02:35
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I am a platypus
In my zoo enclosure
Now I'm under attack
From a polar bear
He climbed the wall
And he's running up the stairs
Platypus Platypus
I'm gonna save you
From the zoo in which you're
Currently locked inside
Platypus
I'm here to save you
From the polar bear
That's over to your right
He's coming after me
And he's looking real hungry
Showing his teeth
Thinking I'm his feast
Quick run away
Before I die today
Maybe I can lay
And hide up in this tree
Run away run away
Run away little platypus
Run away run away
Run away little platypus
Platypus Platypus
I'm gonna save you
From the zoo in which you're
Currently locked inside
Platypus
I'm here to save you
From the polar bear
That's over to your right
I'm gonna break in
(Break me out)
I'm gonna break in
(Break me out)
I got inside
Grabbed the platypus
Then everything went dark
They shot me with a
Tranquilizer dart
Woke up in jail the very next day
Platypus Platypus
I'm gonna save you
From the zoo in which you're
Currently locked inside
Platypus
I'm here to save you
From the polar bear
That's over to your right
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19. |
Abortutopia
03:01
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I caught
My eyes bleeding today
Bred right
Looking through the iron sights
Lead creek
Belligerent freaks
A railroad tie
Straight to the eye
No form
Living in scorn you bite
Just might
Dive into another life
Metal beam
Stare at the screen
Brain freeze
Take you on the ghost train
Abortutopia
Don't dream
A lesser decree
Abortutopia
Sky high
You're living to die
Abortutopia
Head on
Race to the dawn
Abortutopia
It's gone wrong
The death of us all
I saw
A warzone hidden in ice
Trapped light
A fissure of another kind
Just wait
A silent disgrace
Melee
Chucked in the crate
A jigsaw
Chopped up the swan
Click track
A warning of another attack
Take back
The rim of the city for a
Last chance at giving the
Invaders a fight
Abortutopia
Don't dream
A lesser decree
Abortutopia
Sky high
You're living to die
Abortutopia
Head on
Race to the dawn
Abortutopia
It's gone wrong
The death of us all
Rise
Awaken me
No life
No life for you
Mind
Aborted mane
So trite
So tried and true
Rise
Awaken me
No life
No life for you
Mind
Aborted mane
Your life
Your life is through
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20. |
Salt
02:34
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Double down like a dare disease
A guard dog bites a cripple's knees
Feel light put your head to the floor
Don't think you can think anymore
Raze
Kill the conscience
Rise
Tear your eyes out
Beam
You will be used
Salt
In an open wound
I lost my mind to a flashing screen
The deaths of a million men is what I dream
A wasted prophet is the way you lead
Hung upside down where you're drained to bleed
Raze
Kill the conscience
Rise
Cut your eyes
More
You will be used
Salt
In an open wound
Meat cleaver to the beggar's hand
March onward to the promised land
Fill your wounds with the salt of the sea
Manifestation of our destiny
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21. |
Dungeon Creep
02:06
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You dragged the lights and dipped them in grease
Beeflog from Hackney's flew to Kentucky
Backroad smuggler in a balaclava's cruising
Hosing down your sprained neck on the island
Left psilocybin at the jungle gym
See the machine elves feast on your children
Burn down the suburb for lord Teddy K
Don't watch the news or you'll poison your brain
Leave
The dungeon creeps
Crawling along the floor
Drain
All the pus
From the cavities in your skull
Breathing fire
Church head spire
Drowned in oil
Twist the coil
Slick machine
Fraiche in creme
Don your cloak
Frogs don't croak
Progressive flow though you're running slow
Choke on molasses when you're blind with no glasses
Slapped with a trailing arm into next week
Tossed in the psych ward cause I'm feeling bleak
May be a weirdo but I'm no creep
Got bright red headlights on my army-green jeep
Broke down the door to the bathroom stall and saw a
Man on his knees snorting adderall
Leave
The dungeon creeps
Crawling along the floor
Drain
All the pus
From the cavities in your skull
Breathing fire
Church head spire
Drowned in oil
Twist the coil
Slick machine
Fraiche in creme
Don your cloak
Frogs don't croak
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22. |
Benadryl
02:47
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Raindrops falling on my window sill
Catch them on my tongue just like a Benadryl
Spiders on the wall going for the kill
I'm squirming on my back like an ant on a hill
A man creeps out from the corner, armed
Takes me in his car to the farmer's barn
Down in an ice bath of jellies sunk
But I dreamt too hard of liquor and I woke up drunk
Cauterized like a lowland sky
Got the three on the tree
And walkers in the new company
Jockey's on the CB and he's barking at me
Like a dog in a tree
A busted gasket from a musket sneeze
Drunk old men
Bed wetter Ben
Soaking up my sheets like a pig in a pen
Writer's block
Crowing rooster
If Lucy was a loser I'd invest in your stock
Sun shot pack
Out the crack
Flowers drank my blood and they're turning black
Old back pain
Bowling lane
Gotta love the sunshine in the pouring rain
Cauterized like a lowland sky
Got the three on the tree
And walkers in the new company
Jockey's on the CB and he's barking at me
Like a dog in a tree
A busted gasket from a musket sneeze
OH MY GOD
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23. |
Party Like It's 1984
02:06
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I am the voice of the future
I am the voice of the past
I am the air that surrounds you
I am the people you pass
Welcome to the new world order
Dancing til you drop on top of
Barbed wire nails and broken glass
This fist will hit you fast oh
Don't you sit and wait one second
This may be your last chance to
Commence the rest of your life tonight
We'll find out what you're made of
I am the top of the mountain
I am the bottom of the sea
I am the clouds on the skyline
I am the rocks at your feet
I am the meat that's inside you
I am the voice in your attic
I am the slime on your bones
I am the bugs in your skin
Welcome to the new world order
Dancing til you drop on top of
Barbed wire nails and broken glass
This fist will hit you fast oh
Don't you sit and wait one second
This may be your last chance to
Commence the rest of your life tonight
We'll find out what you're made of
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24. |
Jester of the Century
02:00
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I've got the privilege
The one you'll never have
I say all that I want
But no one seems to care
Close your sacred eyelids
Don't let them taste the light
If they saw what I beheld
They might just end up fried
I swear I never stole
But all I swear are lies
For if I told the truth
I'd quickly lose my mind
Many say what they see true
I never speak such things
Rattles from my dungeon chains
Will tell you the same
Shaking like a fool
In the castle of complacency
Don't obey your rule
The throne is built upon fallacy
Kicking like a mule
On thatch and thorns your majesty
Surfdom living's cruel
The jester of the century
Capillary action
Tears your face and
Slaps it out onto the pavement
Where it's eaten by the dogs
Steady onward
Mayhaps we'll arrive by dusk
The beetle in my ear
Is chirping ever faster
Make haste to meet the king
This message must get through
From the land of reefs
They are declaring war
But now the crown is weak
The people won't obey
Untrusted kings can't lead
So something must be done
And then that very night
His subjects took him down
But too little came too late
And the kingdom burned to the ground
Shaking like a fool
In the castle of complacency
Don't obey your rule
The throne is built upon fallacy
Kicking like a mule
On thatch and thorns your majesty
Surfdom living's cruel
The jester of the century
No more hat tricks leave your
Screen on static and
Await the slaughter soon your
Entertainment will be dead
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25. |
Greasy Gene
03:28
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Oh Greasy Gene
Bank robbing machine
He's never seen a bath in his life
Hide your kids and hide your wife
He's roaming 'round the town tonight
In his pocket there's a knife
And a bullet with your name written twice
Hey Greasy Gene
You got a bounty ain't you seen
Hey Greasy Gene
The sheriff's gonna catch ya clean
Hey Greasy Gene
You got a bounty ain't you seen
Hey Greasy Gene
The sheriff's gonna catch ya clean
I walked past the saloon at high noon when a shot rang out at a poker game gone wrong
Gene pulled out his snub nose and shot a man for counting the cards
Pull out my big iron and I'm running in
Point it at the outlaw's head and said
Greasy Gene you're as good as dead
For the price that they got on your head
I locked up Greasy Gene
And put the bounty in the bank
On the way out up my nose
Arose a familiar stank
Hey Greasy Gene
You got a bounty ain't you seen
Hey Greasy Gene
The sheriff's gonna catch ya clean
Hey Greasy Gene
You got a bounty ain't you seen
Hey Greasy Gene
The sheriff's gonna catch ya clean
So I can showcase all your crimes against my kin
I got a little .22
You wanna see my .22
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26. |
Merry Homewar
02:45
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Ooh
When I looked out there
From the highest mountain
There was suddenly
A changing kind of bingu
It came from the way out
There in the far eastern sky
They will kick you like an eyeball
See may he rise like the wind
Through the hail and the bingu
In the bingu
On your knees
Make a merry homewar
Oh some boys like to play
And some boys like to eyeball
If the crime is real
We're gonna color high off the ground now
Just a song lost in a dream
But the wind hit my face like a wrecking ball
I found a dog in the trees
As I stare back at the sea
I can hear the silent bingu
Laying underground
How can it come down
In the bingu on your knees
Make a merry homewar
Oh some boys like to play
And some boys like to eyeball
If the crime is real
We're gonna pull it off the ground
Make a merry homewar
When other people doubt me
When you keep coming around
In the bingu on your knees
Make a merry homewar
Oh some boys like to play
And some boys like to eyeball
If the crime is real
We're gonna pull it off the ground
Oh silent bingu make a merry homewar
That's the end of the song
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27. |
Muh Baby's Gone
01:47
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I got a call from my baby
Something crazy
Feelin hazy
She's callin' me a lazy bum
But she's my fire
My only desire
Now this is dire
I'm chewing on a tire
We were together
For oh so very long
She kept me up until
The break of dawn
Schlama-lama-ding-dong
I can't believe she's gone
Outta my life
She's got me singing this song
The moon hit her eye
Like a Puerto-Rican guy
When I think about it
It makes me wanna cry
I feel so sad
I think I'm gonna dye
My t-shirt
We were so steady
I wasn't ready
The weight's so heavy
I'll hit her with my Chevy
Put her in a body bag
Threw her in the river
I'll never speak about it
But still it gives me shivers
I killed my lady
And swallowed a frog
I was so sudden when I
Sat on a log
And now I'm dying
Cause it filled my lungs with poison
Now I'm choking on the blood in my lungs
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28. |
Onion Orphan
03:04
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Oh won't you dry
Your tears little orphan boy
I don't know why
God left you all alone
Your skin it peels
It makes me wanna start to cry
Can't stand to lie
Cause you're a little onion boy
There's no one left
For you to call a family
This is your home
But not where you belong
You need someone
To come and take you there
So you can be
The best that you could ever be
All night you dream
You hopeful little vegetable
All day you dream
You inattentive vegetable
Don't look so sad
You little wrinkly vegetable
Oh don't you cry
You lonely little vegetable
Been here so long
Cause no one came to take you home
Said they don't want
A little onion boy
I hear you sigh
It makes you wanna die
Makes me wanna cry when you die
YOU LITTLE ONION BOY
OH WON'T YOU
TAKE HIM HOME
OH DON'T YOU
CRY CRY CRY LITTLE ONION BOY
OH WON'T YOU
STAY WITH ME
OH DON'T YOU
DIE DIE DIE LITTLE ONION BOY
I KNOW SOMEDAY
YOU'LL FIND A HOME
WHERE YOU BELONG
LIKE A KITCHEN STOVE
SO DRY YOUR TEARS
AND LOOK AT ME
CAUSE I KNOW THEN
THAT YOU'LL BE FREE
ORPHAN ONION BOY
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